Funny SMS |
So you like to send text messages, how about some funny SMS for you to send. |
| How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated? |
| I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing! |
| The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ... |
| Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1 |
| I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u. |
| A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will.uve filled a space no one can fill! |
| Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine! |
| i luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style.Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind! |
| As I lie awake in my bed.All sorts of thought run through my head,Like why do I love u as much as I do.den I realise its because u r u! |
| In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities. |
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