Funny SMS |
So you like to send text messages, how about some funny SMS for you to send. |
| A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true. |
| A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you! |
| I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you, you do not have to say yes, just smile to me! |
| I think I have BSE on my penis ...... all women who experienced it go crazy ! |
| Eva stood in the river washing her cunt when God comes running to her and shouts: EVA EVA STOP, I WON'T GET THE SMELL OF THE FISH. |
| Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater?...For the mussels need to be able to open. |
| Screw calmly and without worries, if you do not come today, it may happen tomorrow ! |
| Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth. |
| The boy puts his information in her communication and together they make population! |
| What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman? ... When they are wet, they do not squeak any more! |
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