Funny SMS |
So you like to send text messages, how about some funny SMS for you to send. |
| I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go. |
| When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..." |
| One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me? |
| Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged. |
| A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others. |
| What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop. |
| Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets! |
| When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down. |
| You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!! |
| I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number... |
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