Funny SMS |
So you like to send text messages, how about some funny SMS for you to send. |
| Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you! |
| I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink! O damned my cigarette has fallen in my glass of beer... |
| I wish you lots of itching and short arms. |
| You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard! |
| Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!! |
| If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!! |
| What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid! |
| Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything... |
| If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ? |
| What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ? |
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