Funny SMS |
So you like to send text messages, how about some funny SMS for you to send. |
| When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship? |
| What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!! |
| Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it! |
| Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through. |
| All I ever wanted is what others have. |
| Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot. |
| A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition. |
| Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away! |
| Time is something that makes sure that everything does nog happen at the same moment. |
| I see things the way they are and say: Why? .................. I dream of things that never were and say: Why not? |
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