Funny Quotes
Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.

By: Mike Wilmot
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

By: Mark Twain
You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

By: Ellen DeGeneres

 

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